Saturday, January 17, 2009

Spiritual Consumerism

Have you ever wondered why your life isn't as full as those happy people that go to church on television? Would you like to find the one book that will help you become completely cheerful and fulfilled? Would you like to receive the latest spiritual gift such as “barking in the Lord” or “holy laughter” without an expensive trip to Toronto? Are you looking for the secret biblical prayer that will give you both prosperity and a full head of hair? Would you like to receive the impartation of the Holy Spirit without the hassle of a flight to Pensacola? Do you need the latest spiritual tool to feel complete? Well now it is as close as your nearest Christian Bookstore!

You need, the "Porpoise Driven Life!"

Thanks Maggie.


Betsy said...

I'll get my copy this week ;)

Willy Mac said...

You will be Mammally blessed.